It seems an unidentified commuter in Alpharetta, GA failed to reach escape velocity before they were stopped by a local police officer — who was left momentarily speechless after walking past the passenger-side window to find a rather large alien securely buckled up in the shotgun seat.
According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the driver was clocked at 84 miles per hour, which might be excessive for Earth roads, but it’s pretty pathetic on a cosmic scale, considering it would take speeds exceeding 25,000 mph to break free of Earth’s gravity… and their vehicle doesn’t look very safe for space travel anyhow.
At least the pair would be fairly well-hydrated for the journey, thanks to some bottled water and a neon-green smoothie nestled between the driver and their bug-eyed companion… and yes, I know it’s just a rubber prop. Just humor me.
The officer was a bit amused — though maybe not enough for the driver to avoid a ticket — and shared the image on Alpharetta’s Department of Public Safety Facebook Page.
“The things you see during everyday patrol,” the cop commented.
Wait a second… didn’t Anonymous try to claim this week that NASA has evidence proving the existence of alien visitors? NASA officially called bullshit on that, but… Maybe these two know something we don’t?