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Films 

Why KILLER CONDOM is Actually an Important Movie… No, Seriously

Sexual anxiety is a common theme in horror. There have been many, many great horror films over the ages to tackle humanity’s ongoing relationship with our own libidinous urges, and every nation has had a chance to weigh in on whatever sexual hysteria exists in their own culture. [Check out this earlier feature for a […]

Scary Fun Toys 

Disturb All Your Friends With These Creepy Cups Made Of Teeth!

What is it about “teeth” that’s just so darned unsettling? Don’t agree? Come on! The most disturbing thing to come out of any horror related project last year has to be the “tooth child” from CANDLE COVE: CHANNEL ZERO. And so I was equally as mortified when a friend texted me this link to this etsy […]

Real Life Scares Scary Fun 

Gregory Burkart’s Top 10 Creepypastas of 2016

Let’s face it, folks… 2016 has been one of the scariest years on record, no matter how many decades of life you’ve managed to survive so far. It comes as little surprise to me, then, how horror entertainment in all its forms has flourished during this tumultuous period. No greater authority than Stephen King himself has […]

Films Scary Fun 

Twelve of the Most Disturbingly Awkward Horror Movie Posters Ever! [NSFW]

People always love a memorable movie poster to hang on the wall. But we horror fans will always love the fact that some of them are just so… well, gleefully f’ed-up, we just wish today’s cinemas had the guts to display them. Unfortunately, they usually don’t. But don’t despair! We’re never afraid to cross the line […]

Real Life Scares Scary Fun 

CREEPYPASTA: Students Discover the Ultimate Horror After Opening a File Labeled “TEETH”

The following account was submitted to the Creepypasta Wiki by an unnamed user, who identifies himself only as a student at a small art college in an unknown city (the spelling suggests UK or Canadian origin). Despite the title, teeth.jpg may not contain a “Tooth Child” like SyFy’s creepypasta series CHANNEL ZERO, but it does […]

Real Life Scares Scary Fun 

CREEPYPASTA: Spookhouse Visitors Seeking “The Clown with Bloody Teeth” Get More Than They Bargained For

Today’s shocking tale describes events which allegedly occurred just before Halloween 2015, and can be traced back to a board update from a Reddit user named Sarah (a.k.a. amethystlocke), who posted it roughly eight months ago. Sarah’s update was a repost of a chilling series of email and phone exchanges between herself and a close […]

Films 

Puberty, Possession And The Phobia Of Female Bodies

Puberty is a terrifying time for everyone, but puberty for girls is like something out of a Cronenbergian nightmare. In what feels like an instant – our bodies begin to mutate into unfamiliar forms we can’t control, chemicals rushing through our veins begin to send signals to places we never thought to explore, and we […]

Toys 

We Chat With The Twisted Minds Behind TERROR TEDS!

Remember the Terror Teds? Sure you do! We reported on the nightmare fuel they’ve been creating back in December and you guys went nuts for them and started pulling your faces off the way their bears do! OK, not that nuts, but still! We feature a lot of independent retailers on this site, but these […]

Films 

Nine Great Horror Films About Sexual Hysteria

Horror films are about more than a visceral thrill, or indulging in one’s personal streak of cruelty (there is definitely a dark pleasure in watching fictionalized human bodies being rent, eviscerated, and sometimes eaten). Horror films, when they’re at least ambitious, tend to tap into universal human fears: our fear of the unknown, fear of […]