The 13th Floor

Real Life Scares 

Thousands of Slime-Oozing Eels Caused This Bizarre Highway Horror

Did you think we were slacking off on skin-crawling true horror stories from the animal kingdom? I’m delighted to say that’s totally not the case — in fact, this one is about as creepy as they come. Just read on, and enjoy the pretty pictures. We’re not visiting Australia or Florida today for our usual […]

Films Scary Fun 

“What About the Twinkie?” Hostess Teases GHOSTBUSTERS “Key Lime Slime” Limited Edition

In case you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about, please refer to one of many classic exchanges from the original 1984 GHOSTBUSTERS: EGON: Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately […]