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Scary Fun 

Watch the World’s Most Epic Dad Turn His Four-Year-Old Into an Action Movie Star

This has been a pretty rough week for all of us, so I thought maybe I could do my small part to help by ushering a little awesomeness into your weekend. As kids, we’ve always imagined ourselves as our favorite movie, TV and comic book heroes when we’re playing with our toys (and by “toys” […]

Music TV 

‘80s Synth Artists Battle a Comet in ADULT SWIM’s Totally Deranged LIVE AT THE NECROPOLIS

There’s probably nothing I can say to make sense of the following clip, other than it’s the latest masterpiece of WTF from the twisted minds behind Adult Swim’s nightmare-inducing “infomercial” content — which has previously included the viral explosions TOO MANY COOKS, UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF A BEAR, and THIS HOUSE HAS PEOPLE IN IT. If […]

Music 

Radiohead’s “Burn the Witch” Reimagines THE WICKER MAN as a Creepy Kids’ Show

It’s been a long time since we heard new sounds from legendary UK gloom-rockers Radiohead, but their return to the musical arena doesn’t disappoint — and neither does the whimsically macabre stop-motion puppet video for their new single “Burn the Witch,” which puts a whimsical spin on a chilling classic of the occult. Taking a […]

Films 

Slashback! Is 1982’s SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE the First Feminist Slasher?

Throughout the Golden Age of slasher cinema — the late ‘70s through the early ‘80s — films of this genre weren’t exactly praised for their depiction of women. Quite the contrary, in fact; they were frequently under fire from all sides for their frequent misogynist tendencies. That’s why it comes as a bit of a […]

Films 

Red Hot Horror: Even MORE Freaky Horror-Porn Crossovers!

The history of horror is full of sex, and the history of sex is full of horror. And while that second part is usually a tragedy, sometimes it’s a lot of fun, especially where porn parodies are involved. Today, Blumhouse presents its third installment of our favorite horror porn crossovers (you can check out the […]

Films Scary Fun 

THE CHICKENING: This Psychotic Poultry-Themed SHINING Remix Will Break Your Brain Forever

The clip you’re about to witness is without a doubt the most bug-shit insane five minutes of video you’ll see all week… no, scratch that. All year. ALL YEAR. THE CHICKENING, a short film by Canadian directing team “Smearballs” — a.k.a. Nick DenBoer and Davy Force — recently annihilated audiences at both TIFF and the […]

Scary Fun 

THE SIMPSONS Meets YOU’RE NEXT in the Bloodiest Claymation Short Ever!

The classic “couch intro” from THE SIMPSONS has been tackled by many guest directors over the years, and different takes on the familiar material have included some controversial entries… but none of them comes even remotely close to the blood-spraying, limb-tearing, skull-shattering shocks created by stop-motion animator Lee Hardcastle for his… uh, unique contribution to […]

Scary Fun 

Macaulay Culkin Hasn’t Forgotten HOME ALONE… and Someone’s Gonna Pay in Blood

If you consider HOME ALONE a yuletide viewing tradition at your house, then this 5-minute “sequel” will definitely create some new holiday memories for you… because you’ll never forget what you’re about to see. Macaulay Culkin himself plays the adult version of little Kevin McCallister in the premiere episode of :DRYVRS, a new web series […]

Music 

Horror Stars and More Cover Adele’s “Hello” in This Crazed Mashup

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the last month or so, you’ve probably heard Adele’s tear-jerking #1 single “Hello” at least once… either on your own playlist, or maybe from the car next to yours at the stoplight, while the driver tries not to ugly-cry in front of complete strangers. As with anything […]

Real Life Scares Scary Fun 

This Couple Made the Scariest Baby Announcement EVER

Most parents are a little scared when they have a baby… the Holts are terrified. Okay, so I totally stole that line from the spooky teaser for the 1974 movie IT’S ALIVE. But that might very well have been the inspiration for this brilliant mock trailer created by self-professed “horror movie nuts” Judy & Gavin […]

Films TV 

Would You Watch a GHOSTBUSTERS Sitcom? Hell Yeah, You Would!

Before you get too excited, the video you’re about to see isn’t actually a promo for a forthcoming TV sitcom based on Ivan Reitman’s classic 1984 horror-comedy and its 1989 sequel; it’s really a drop-dead brilliant edit job by the folks at IFC, who are airing GHOSTBUSTERS for Halloween. Sorry to bust your bubble there. But still, […]

Films Music Scary Fun 

Jack Black’s Gonna Goose Ya with the GOOSEBUMPS Rap!

If you grew up with R.L. Stine’s GOOSEBUMPS novels and TV series, you were probably fully immersed in ‘90s pop culture as well… and whether you’re ashamed of that fact or not, the nerds at Nerdist totally feel you. To tease the upcoming release of the GOOSEBUMPS movie, co-writer/director Ben Mekler teamed up with Jack […]

Films 

A Trailer for JAWS 19 Exists, and It’s Crazier Than You Imagined

Attention JAWS and BACK TO THE FUTURE fans: remember the literally in-your-face “Holomax” marquee that ambushes Marty in BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II, promoting the imaginary sequel JAWS 19? If you missed that, here’s a recap of that scene: Now that we’re on the same page, that’s pretty much all the setup you need […]