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Watch the First Full Trailer for AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CULT!

“What’s the thing that scares you the most?” After redefining the whole concept of “teasers” by mercilessly assaulting our eyes and ears with hallucinogenic, clown-filled clips, the creators of the tensely-awaited seventh season of AMERICAN HORROR STORY have finally unleashed the beast. The new official trailer, which now contains a wealth of footage from the […]

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ROSEMARY’S BABY and the War on Women’s Reproductive Rights

Roman Polanski — perhaps the most unlikely commentator on women’s rights — made ROSEMARY’s BABY at an idealistic time. In 1960, the first birth control pill Enovid was placed on the pharmaceutical market thanks in part to Margaret Sanger. While “the pill” was originally prescribed for menstrual disorders and irregularities most women were secretly using […]

Real Life Scares TV 

AMERICAN HORROR STORY Goes Political in Season 7: What Are the Possibilities?

If it’s one thing Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s AMERICAN HORROR STORY has taught us it’s to always expect the unexpected… and nothing could have been more unexpected than Murphy’s recent announcement that the show’s seventh season would be covering a recent slice of terrifying history: the 2016 presidential election. Murphy later went on to […]

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY Shocker: Season 7 Theme Will Be the 2016 Election

Yes, you read that right… and come to think of it, I can’t imagine a more terrifying topic for the controversial TV series to tackle next. AHS Showrunner Ryan Murphy broke the startling news last night during his appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, revealing that the 2016 election cycle will indeed […]

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Nothing Can Prepare You For THE TRUMP, A Parody Of John Carpenter’s THE THING!

Look – times are pretty tense these days, especially politically. But at the same time, we really, really could all use a bit of levity. And the thing is this: someone actually took the time and effort to digitally put Donald Trump into John Carpenter’s masterpiece THE THING as the title creature. You have to applaud that […]

Scary Fun TV 

Disney Made a TV Series About Donald Trump Fighting Crime With a Pirate Ghost

Hey, do you remember that one time Donald Trump bought a haunted mansion in the Caribbean and teamed up with a black ghost pirate and solved crimes using a high-tech superboat? Well, you should, because it happened. (Mostly. Sort of.) In a recent episode of my podcast CANCELED TOO SOON (where we review television shows […]

Films 

The Horror Of The Second City’s Cinematic Representation

There’s nothing quite like growing up in Chicago. Midwest charm and gorgeous lakefronts nestle what is still one of the most populous and bustling cities in the entire world. It’s a city of diverse people filled with endless amounts of pride, and quite possibly the greatest food ever cooked. Chicago is my home, my heart, […]

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Gift Guide: COFFEE CUP MASSACRE Mugs Are Here To Wow and Offend!

If there’s 2 things I love on this God forsaken mud-ball called Earth, it’s horror movies and coffee! So, the prospect of combining both, and just in time for the holiday season, seems like a match made in err… hell? That’s exactly what artist Kevin Klemm did when he launched his new line of collectible […]

Films Real Life Scares 

Is There Anything Scarier Than… Political Horror?

The scariest time of year is just around the corner. When all the creatures come out of their homes for one night looking to fill our pants with fear-created poop. Parents will hold their children closer as the cold, dark night descends upon them. Reporters will stand in random locations looking for survivors willing to tell their […]

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Donald Trump Lurks In Every Classic Horror Movie You Love

Look, we never get political on this site. No need. We like to keep it fun, interesting and entertaining when it comes to spooky stories, whether they be in real life or on the silver screen. But I’ll tell you one thing I do love – the sheer creativity of the horror community when it […]

Films 

New “Honest Trailer” Lays Down The Cold Hard Facts About GHOSTBUSTERS 2

Those fine fiends at Screen Junkies are at it again with the latest edition of “Honest Trailers.” And this time, they’ve set their sights on the 1989 sequel GHOSTBUSTERS 2! While a lot of unnecessary hate is being thrown at the new movie before it even opens, this honest trailer reminds us about the other […]