The 13th Floor

Twelve of the Most Disturbingly Awkward Horror Movie Posters Ever! [NSFW]

People always love a memorable movie poster to hang on the wall. But we horror fans will always love the fact that some of them are just so… well, gleefully f’ed-up, we just wish today’s cinemas had the guts to display them.

Unfortunately, they usually don’t.

But don’t despair! We’re never afraid to cross the line on this site… but hey, we’re not just in it for the shocks either; we also appreciate a truly memorable movie ad campaign. To that end, we’ve rounded up an even dozen of the most awkward, absurd, surreal and terrifyingly wrong official horror movie posters, to help get you aboard the freak train.

This is just a tiny selection of the twisted art out there, but if you dig these, we’ll bring you lots more. In the meantime, try hanging ’em up in your room to scare your parents and any unwanted visitors away… and, of course, attract true connoisseurs of outsider art.

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (US Alternate 1)

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Hmm… looks like that might tickle a bit.

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (US Alternate 2)

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Ready for your close-up?

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (US “Late Night Screenings” Version)

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There you have it: an entire franchise summed up in a single word.

VOICES

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Uh… what exactly is going on here?

DEAD SUSHI

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Hot wasabi, indeed!

KNOB GOBLINS

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Sometimes it’s, uh… hard to say goodbye.

HOSTEL: PART II (Banned Version)

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Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth offer you… the weirdest boner ever.

ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW

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Mickey, NOOOOO!!! Bad things really do happen everywhere…

BLACK SHEEP

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Never piss off a sheep. Just don’t.

TEETH (Festival Version)

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Every rose has its thorns… and apparently, so do certain vaginas.

SHAUN OF THE DEAD (UK Theatrical Version)

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Your typical Monday is now a poster!

NORBIT (US Theatrical Version)

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Okay, so it’s not strictly a horror movie… but seriously, what could be more horrifying than Eddie Murphy being sexually assaulted by… well, Eddie Murphy?

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