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Horrified UK Ghost-Hunters Stumble Onto a Macabre Porno Shoot

It started out as your typically spooky graveyard tour, with paranormal guide Mike Covell escorting a group of ghost-hunting tourists through an allegedly haunted cemetery in Sculcoates Lane, Hull… until, as the saying goes, the gig went weird.

According to the Hull Daily Mail, the group began to hear strange moans coming from a dense patch of ivy, and decided to investigate.

It’s hard to say what they expected to find, but they were shocked nevertheless when they discovered the noises were coming from a young man and woman humping among the headstones, while a movie crew was intently filming them.

None of them realized they were being watched.

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Covell, who has previously appeared on TV’S MOST HAUNTED, claims to have seen a lot of strange things in his line of work — but nothing quite like this.

“It was the couple who saw us first,” he told the Daily Mail. “We looked at her and she looked at us. Then she pushed the bloke off her. The guy ran after her desperately trying to protect his privates from the brambles.”

While there were no kids among the tour, some of the older participants were not too pleased.

“One elderly man was so incensed, he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick,” Covell said, “but I persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches.”

The historic Sculcoates Lane cemetery dates back to the 1840s, but it’s been virtually abandoned for more than half a century, and is reportedly haunted by the spirits of monks who have been buried there. It draws regular tourism year-round, but this is the first time anyone was caught boning in the boneyard.

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