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Red Hot Horror: 5 More Sinful & Sinister Horror Porn Crossovers

Yesterday, we thrilled and titillated you (ewww) with five horror porn crossovers. If you weren’t properly titillated (again, ewww), you can check out yesterday’s list here.

And here we have five more for your eerie, erotic enjoyment.

 

 

 

RE-PENETRATOR, XXXORCIST, EVIL HEAD (2004, 2006, 2012)

These three Joanna Angel films follow the story line of their source material almost exactly, so I’m lumping them together under one heading. Angel’s love of the horror genre is quite apparent as she takes great care in creating something that follows the original stories so closely.  It’s like watching the originals with a lot of hot sex thrown in.

 

WIDOW BLUE  aka SEX PSYCHO (1970)

A cheating wife murders her husband with the help of her brother and her lover. Sex, violence, and double crossing ensue as they attempt to hide the body and cover up their crime. Full sex, gore and some amazingly messed-up situations, WIDOW BLUE is quite possibly the strangest porno ever made.

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CAFÉ FLESH (1982)

Stephen Sayadian, the avant-garde director of DR. CALIGARI an even more surreal and unsolicited sequel to the 1920 original, put CAFE FLESH together under the pseudonym Rinse Dream. It’s a surreal post-apocalyptic tale that takes place in a sex cabaret. A horror porn with the art-house sensibility of adult films like BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR or I AM CURIOUS (YELLOW), it features scream queen Michelle Bauer and SUV star Richard Belzer in “before they were stars” roles.  Don’t worry Belzer isn’t in any of the sex scenes.

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EDWARD PENIS HANDS (1991)

A porn parody that seemed inevitable, a door-to-door saleswoman finds Edward while peddling her wares. Seeing that he is sad and all alone, she takes him and his penis hands to her home. It’s pretty much EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS and you can already figure out the rest. Starring Sikki Nixx which may be the greatest porn name ever.

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OBSESSED (1977)

When a killer stalks the women of New York City, it is up to one lady to stop him. The acting is atrocious, even by porn standards, and most of the actual horror happens off screen. Other than that, it’s a decent example of a 1970’s adult cinema that tries really hard to create an interesting plot around the sex.

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