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Blumhouse’s Holiday Horror Fan Gift Guide for Guys

Looking for some holiday gift ideas? Check out our list of awesome holiday horror gifts for guys!


$100.00 at

Taken on their own, these sneakers are the ugliest shoes. But because they are such a good representation of the Ghostbuster suit, they just fill me with a warm “I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts” feeling. Choose your favorite Ghostbuster – mine is Venkman – and represent!

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Alfred Hitchcock – Music to Be Murdered By

$16.99 on vinyl on

I love the cover of this album! According to the description, Hitchcock “narrates an easy-listening album filled with black humor. Hitch provides his usual droll commentary while his musical director, Hollywood veteran Jeff Alexander, conducts creepy arrangements.” Sounds like the perfect album for a romantic evening. This vinyl reissue is also available on MP3 for you non-hipsters.


Skull Shave Brush

$130.00 at

Go old-school with this elegant, handmade shaving brush. The hair is badger, and the hand carved skull handle is made of synthetic ivory. No elephants were killed for this brush! Plus, it comes in its own box. Slap a bow on it and it is ready to give.


Krampus Scarf

$23.00 at

Krampus has faced a resurgence in recent years. The anti-Santa Claus kidnaps naughty boys and girls and beats them with switches. Plus, he is a really cool, gruesome, demony figure. Just who I want warming my throat!


Obey Christmas Sweatshirt

$25.00 at

People are always complaining that Christmas has gotten too commercial. That sentiment is taken quite literally with this THEY LIVE OBEY sweatshirt, printed to look like an ugly Christmas sweater. If your grandma gives you grief over this sweatshirt, just tell her those are just frightened elves.



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