The 13th Floor

Seven Unusual Examples of WALKING DEAD Merchandise

With any cultural phenomenon there comes a barrage of merchandise. Some of it expected (t-shirts, posters, action figures) and some of it… well, some of it is just strange. The biggest cultural phenomenon in the last five-plus years is easily THE WALKING DEAD. As you wait for the next Season 6 episode, take a moment to enjoy some of the most unique, peculiar, and bizarre TWD merchandise we were able to find.

(Clicking on each title will take you to the respective seller’s site.)

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Dale’s RV Construction Set

Build your very own version of Dale’s RV. This set contains 468 interlocking bricks, a Dale figure, and several zombie figures so you can stage your own attack. No word on whether or not it comes with that ripe, unwashed RV smell.

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Walking Dead Slim Jims

The package promises they are “steak strips.” The flavor is “carnage asada.” I don’t know that I would ever eat zombie-themed beef jerky.

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Rick Grimes Bathrobe

Rather than making a robe to mimic the look of the iconic zombies, they make a robe that makes you look like you are wearing a full sheriff’s uniform. Without the pants. Because that would be silly.

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Zombie String Lights

Nothing livens up a party like a bunch of rotting, disembodied zombie heads on a string.

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Chocolate Pudding Lunch Bag

In episode 409, after a close call with a walker, young Carl finds a 112-oz can of chocolate pudding. He sits down and eats the entire can in a single sitting. To celebrate Carl’s victory over the pudding, you can carry your lunch in a replica pudding can. This lunch tote is the same size as that massive can of pudding, but pudding is not included.

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Team Merle Lip Gloss

There are several things I do not associate with lip gloss: THE WALKING DEAD. Zombies. Merle Dixon. And yet, here is this WALKING DEAD-inspired lip gloss, named for the one-handed redneck zombie. Bonus: it is smoked-chicken-and-waffle-flavored.

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WALKING DEAD Debit Card

Just because credit is a thing of the past in THE WALKING DEAD doesn’t mean it can’t be celebrated in real life. Besides, this debit card is much more badass than a Hello Kitty card.

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